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How to make a good Naruto OC

Okay. So you’re all set and fired up about writing your all new Naruto story. You just can’t wait to get typing, right? Well, hold it right there. You’re probably one of those people who use something called “proper spelling and grammar” and you probably don’t even have an OC yet. Oh! You do? Wait, let me guess; the character is male, isn’t he? Gasp! How could you? Well, I’m here to help.

FIRST OFF, YOU MUST HAVE A MAIN OC
How many Naruto stories do you know without an OC? Okay… well, how many of them are GOOD? That’s right. No mater what, you need an OC or, better yet, a self-insert. You can’t write your own Naruto story without throwing your own character strait into the spotlight. All the attention MUST be on them. Oh, Sakura and Ino got into another fight? Naruto and Sasuke came out of the closet? Who cares! Better yet, push them off a cliff. Your OC needs ALL the attention ALL the time, no matter what.

YOUR OC MUST BE FEMALE AND MUST HAVE A ROMANTICE RELATIONSHIP WITH ONE OF THE MANY BISHOUNEN IN NARUTO
Don’t tell me! You didn’t? You did! You made a male OC, didn’t you? Tsk, tsk. We can’t have that! No way! Well, don’t worry. All you have to do is give them a more feminine look and change their name slightly. There! Perfect! But you aren’t done yet! Now, do you have a favorite male character? You do? Good! Because from now on, your OC is their wife-to-be. Your OC must hook up with one of those boys or else Kiba and Hinata might get married or –gasp!- Sasuke and Naruto! NoNoNoNo! Pairings between two canon characters can NEVER happen, especially yaoi pairings! Your OC is just too fabulous for that and must have at least one c.c. fall in love with her.
***10 EXTRA POINTS FOR EVERY GUY THAT LOVES HER, BUT SHE DOESN’T END UP WITH HIM IN THE END***

YOUR CHARACTER MUST BE PERFECT
Geez! Why would you give Lily Tsunade Sunshine Ebony KAWAII Elisabeth Juan Misaki III who is the most powerful member of the Mizuki clan such a simple flaw such as nail-biting? Your character is welcome to be emo, -that’s not considered a flaw or anything- but anything else is a disgrace to Kishi himself! Your character must have the most gorgeous purple hair with the most beautiful golden blue, red eyes and must have both boys and girls bowing to her beauty (HOMOPHOBIA IS NOT COOL, FYI! >=[ ).
  
YOUR OC MUST BE RELATED TO A C.C.
Itachi killed the whole clan except for his little brother, Sasuke? Naruto doesn’t have any family? Kiba the youngest of two children? Of course not! Little Lily KAWAII Winry Enoby Mizuki VI is both Sasuke’s long lost cousin, Naruto’s twin sister, and Kiba’s supposedly dead sibling along with being part of the mysterious Mizuki clan that is the most powerful ninja clan in the world and she just so happens to be the strongest member. Anything less is just silly!

ANYONE CAN RELATE TO A BAD PAST
Everyone loves sad stories, so why not have them brawl their eyes out? Make sure your character has an extremely bad past, one that would leave any normal human mentally unstable and possibly in therapy. Of course, it wouldn’t bother your OC because she is just so perfect like that. For this reason, of course, your character may be emo. At one part in the story, make sure she brawls her eyes out to her husband-to-be and lover. Make sure he comforts her and listens to all her problems, only interrupting to say sweet nothings in her ear. This must be done because all good boyfriends would sit patiently like that. But while making up the past, make sure there is no rape involved; Lily Kayumi Uchiha Mizuki must have her first time with the one she loves!

WHO NEEDS A PLOT, ANYWAY?
All a good Naruto story needs is a cute romance and maybe some half-assed attempts at a lemon, right? So why have all that useless junk, anyway? Basically, have them meet, the bishounen telling her that he loves her on the spot. Then, have little Mary Sue think about it for a few days. She must, of course, quickly realize that she feels the same. Don’t drag it on for too long, though; that’s boring, stupid, and pointless. We want the good stuff! Next, they must kiss as soon as she tells him, no matter what! None of that stupid cheek stuff -lip action only!- and it has to be cute and flawless. No bumping noses or anything like that! After that, you might want to include an optional lemon, but it’s all up to you. Lastly, have the bishounen propose to her and they get married. Finally, you’ve reached the end! Oh, right… The epilogue… well, have them 10-15 years later with about three kids. Now, that wasn’t so hard, was it? And you were actually going to make the relationship have obstacles? Shame on you!

Well, I think you’re all ready to get out into the wonderful world of Naruto fanfiction! Just make sure you do everything on this list and you’re sure to have over 9000 fans and double the reviews! Also, don’t listen to those annoying “flamers”; what do they know, anyway? ;)
Haha, I couldn't resist! XD

Yes, the picture on the top is purposely colored over for the lulz. It's meant to add the to rest of it. And yes, this is all satire if you didn't get it. I meant absolutely none of what was in it.

Bishounen: Beautiful Boy
Lemon: Sex Scene

-Rasko

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Naruto (c) Masashi Kishimoto
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PurestWerewolf Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
There arn't alot of Naruto fanfics that have a male oc you know. I came up with the perfect oc for one and I already love him. Though I had created him about 2-1 years. He developed from the main character of Pokemon Colosseum. I can't draw and I already know what he looks like, but I want everyone else to know what he looks like and I not knowing how to draw makes it worse.
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