How to make a good Naruto OC
Okay. So youre all set and fired up about writing your all new Naruto story. You just cant wait to get typing, right? Well, hold it right there. Youre probably one of those people who use something called proper spelling and grammar and you probably dont even have an OC yet. Oh! You do? Wait, let me guess; the character is male, isnt he? Gasp! How could you? Well, Im here to help.
FIRST OFF, YOU MUST HAVE A MAIN OC
How many Naruto stories do you know without an OC? Okay
well, how many of them are GOOD? Thats right. No mater what, you need an OC or, better yet, a self-insert. You cant write your own Naruto story without throwing your own character strait into the spotlight. All the attention MUST be on them. Oh, Sakura and Ino got into another fight? Naruto and Sasuke came out of the closet? Who cares! Better yet, push them off a cliff. Your OC needs ALL the attention ALL the time, no matter what.
YOUR OC MUST BE FEMALE AND MUST HAVE A ROMANTICE RELATIONSHIP WITH ONE OF THE MANY BISHOUNEN IN NARUTO
Dont tell me! You didnt? You did! You made a male OC, didnt you? Tsk, tsk. We cant have that! No way! Well, dont worry. All you have to do is give them a more feminine look and change their name slightly. There! Perfect! But you arent done yet! Now, do you have a favorite male character? You do? Good! Because from now on, your OC is their wife-to-be. Your OC must hook up with one of those boys or else Kiba and Hinata might get married or gasp!- Sasuke and Naruto! NoNoNoNo! Pairings between two canon characters can NEVER happen, especially yaoi pairings! Your OC is just too fabulous for that and must have at least one c.c. fall in love with her.
***10 EXTRA POINTS FOR EVERY GUY THAT LOVES HER, BUT SHE DOESNT END UP WITH HIM IN THE END***
YOUR CHARACTER MUST BE PERFECT
Geez! Why would you give Lily Tsunade Sunshine Ebony KAWAII Elisabeth Juan Misaki III who is the most powerful member of the Mizuki clan such a simple flaw such as nail-biting? Your character is welcome to be emo, -thats not considered a flaw or anything- but anything else is a disgrace to Kishi himself! Your character must have the most gorgeous purple hair with the most beautiful golden blue, red eyes and must have both boys and girls bowing to her beauty (HOMOPHOBIA IS NOT COOL, FYI! >=[ ).
YOUR OC MUST BE RELATED TO A C.C.
Itachi killed the whole clan except for his little brother, Sasuke? Naruto doesnt have any family? Kiba the youngest of two children? Of course not! Little Lily KAWAII Winry Enoby Mizuki VI is both Sasukes long lost cousin, Narutos twin sister, and Kibas supposedly dead sibling along with being part of the mysterious Mizuki clan that is the most powerful ninja clan in the world and she just so happens to be the strongest member. Anything less is just silly!
ANYONE CAN RELATE TO A BAD PAST
Everyone loves sad stories, so why not have them brawl their eyes out? Make sure your character has an extremely bad past, one that would leave any normal human mentally unstable and possibly in therapy. Of course, it wouldnt bother your OC because she is just so perfect like that. For this reason, of course, your character may be emo. At one part in the story, make sure she brawls her eyes out to her husband-to-be and lover. Make sure he comforts her and listens to all her problems, only interrupting to say sweet nothings in her ear. This must be done because all good boyfriends would sit patiently like that. But while making up the past, make sure there is no rape involved; Lily Kayumi Uchiha Mizuki must have her first time with the one she loves!
WHO NEEDS A PLOT, ANYWAY?
All a good Naruto story needs is a cute romance and maybe some half-assed attempts at a lemon, right? So why have all that useless junk, anyway? Basically, have them meet, the bishounen telling her that he loves her on the spot. Then, have little Mary Sue think about it for a few days. She must, of course, quickly realize that she feels the same. Dont drag it on for too long, though; thats boring, stupid, and pointless. We want the good stuff! Next, they must kiss as soon as she tells him, no matter what! None of that stupid cheek stuff -lip action only!- and it has to be cute and flawless. No bumping noses or anything like that! After that, you might want to include an optional lemon, but its all up to you. Lastly, have the bishounen propose to her and they get married. Finally, youve reached the end! Oh, right
well, have them 10-15 years later with about three kids. Now, that wasnt so hard, was it? And you were actually going to make the relationship have obstacles? Shame on you!
Well, I think youre all ready to get out into the wonderful world of Naruto fanfiction! Just make sure you do everything on this list and youre sure to have over 9000 fans and double the reviews! Also, dont listen to those annoying flamers; what do they know, anyway?